The Beer of Star Wars Part III: Refill of the Jedi

The latest time-wasting installment of nerd nonsense.

Young Boba Fett Dad’s Little Helper Malt Liquor This cute little guy might seem a bit young for beer, but don't be fooled by his curly locks and sweet face - he's a chip off the old death-dealing block. His father, Jango, was heard to say, "What's worse- an 11-year-old drinking beer, or an 11-year-old learning to kill?...well, actually, I taught him both of those things..."

Tteel Kkak Middle Ages Druid Fluid Not sure if the Jawas qualify as "Druids", but they do skulk about in the wild wearing heavy hooded robes. When asked about his brew of choice, Tteel Kkak replied "Look, I live in the desert. I'll drink bantha sweat if I have to. And any beer that has 'fluid' right in the name gets my vote."

Count Dooku Baron Von Awesome "Oh, I'm aware that a 'count' and a 'baron' aren't the same thing, but it's nice to think that I'm in the company of a fellow nobleman when I quaff my ale" the evil Sith traitor remarked. "It is always important for a gentleman to maintain his decorum." Dooku next took a dainty sip from his glass and then casually beheaded an enemy.

Jar Jar Binks Weyerbacher's Blithering Idiot "Meesa not know why, but meesa lovesa this beer!" observed Mr. Binks before stepping on a rake, smashing his face, and then falling into a wedding cake.

Opee Sea Killer Lilja's Hop Ness Monster "I have never had the pleasure of visiting Earth, but I would love to meet this Loch Ness Monster chap. He sounds like a wonderful fellow" explained the terror of Naboo's watery core. "It can be wearisome to maintain your dignity when everyone is portraying you as a villain or a sociopath." The mighty sea beast excused himself and promptly swallowed a ship full of kittens and school children.

C-3PO Pink Champagne Yes, pink champagne is not beer. But what else would C-3PO drink?

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Jeffrey Dale Starr is a beer enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.