“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
― Benjamin Franklin
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
― Abraham Lincoln
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
― Ray Bradbury
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
― Tom Waits
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
― Stephen Wright
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
― Kaiser Wilhelm
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
― Dave Barry
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
― Czech Proverb
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
― Anonymous
"The nations of the West also have their own intoxicant, made from grain soaked in water...Alas, what wonderful ingenuity vice possesses! A method has actually been discovered for making even water intoxicated."
― Pliny the Elder
Jeffrey Dale Starr is a beer enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.
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