Whether taking a respite at a Mos Eisley cantina or rubbing shoulders with the hoi polloi at a Coruscant nightclub, the characters in Star Wars are going to get thirsty.
And when they do, what will be their whiskey of choice?
This question, which has befuddled the masses for decades, we will attempt to answer below (feel free to offer your insights.)
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| Jek Tono Porkins |
| Rebel Yell |
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Not everyone can hold their Kentucky Bourbon, but the unfortunately named Mr. Porkins isn't one of them. "I can hold it...I can hold it", he was overheard saying in a monotone. Whether hunting sink crabs on Bestine IV or getting blowed up on Death Stars, Red Six enjoys this smooth sipping whiskey.
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| Queen Amidala |
| Silver Jet Whisky |
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Padmé first tasted this Indian whiskey completely by mistake. When needing to run to the Space Mall in her J-type 327 Nubian Royal Starship, she simply declared "bring me my silver jet!" and a glass of whiskey was delivered instead. Not wanting to be rude, she drank the beverage and was hooked.
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| Gamorrean Guard |
| Pig's Nose |
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The fringes of the Northern Dune Sea can see long, hot summer days, and guarding Hutt Castle is no picnic. But when a weary Gamorrean can unwind with a fine blended Scotch, even bounty hunters with thermal detonators are less stress-inducing.
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| Ben Kenobi |
| Old Crow |
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Also known as "That Old Fossil", Mr. Kenobi has seen a lot of hard years. Sipping his favorite Kentucky bourbon makes life at the southwestern edge of Tatooine's Dune Sea (and pesky Jawas) a little more tolerable. It also explains him not remembering "ever owning a droid".
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| C-3PO |
| Pink Champagne |
Yes, pink champagne is not whiskey.
But what else would C-3PO drink?
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Jeffrey Dale Starr is a whiskey enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.
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