More silliness for nerds, vodka lovers, and those who happen to be both.
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| Admiral Ackbar |
| Deep Sea |
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For the Mon Calamari native, this fine vodka from Mexico is his only choice. "I floundered around with different brands, but was hooked on Deep Sea!", the Admiral quipped. We're just glad he didn't attempt any "it's a trap" gags.
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| Teenage Anakin Skywalker |
| Romance |
What other vodka would this silver-tongued lothario imbibe?
"I wish that I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't."
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Gold.
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| Kendal Ozzel |
| Empire |
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"I drink Empire vodka because I am a company man through and through", the Admiral was heard saying. "Sure, I've made my mistakes, but I think I've failed Lord Vader for the last time. Nothing but good times ahead!"
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| The Exogorth |
| Down Under |
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"What is a space slug to do?" the Exogorth lamented. "I mean, I'm kicking back, satisfied with some mynocks I just gobbled down...and boom! Some idiots in a raggedy old ship fly down my throat! Unnerving...simply unnerving." The asteroid-dwelling beast then slithered back down into his crater and sipped on 10-million gallons of Down Under vodka.
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| C-3PO |
| Pink Champagne |
Yes, pink champagne is not vodka.
But what else would C-3PO drink?
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Jeffrey Dale Starr is a vodka enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.
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