Whether taking a respite at a Mos Eisley cantina or rubbing shoulders with the hoi polloi at a Coruscant nightclub, the characters in Star Wars are going to get thirsty.
And when they do, what will be their tequila of choice?
This question, which has befuddled the masses for decades, we will attempt to answer below (feel free to offer your insights.)
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| Watto |
| Azul |
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Toydarians may be immune to Jedi mind tricks, but they can't resist the effects of tequila. On a torrid Mos Espa night, Watto likes to unwind with a glass of the tequila named for his skin tone.
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| Grand Moff Tarkin |
| El Conquistador |
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Mr. Tarkin was quoted as saying "I am El Conquistador and that is my tequila. I shall conquer the galaxy. Nothing shall stop me...nothing!!", just before he was blown to smithereens along with the Death Star.
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| Nute Gunray |
| Arrogante Tequila Anejo |
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"Some people confuse confidence with arrogance", says Nute. "I mean, I hold Naboo in the palm of my hand. And that will never change. The Trade Federation will last for millenia." Mr. Gunray went on to say that he drinks Arrogante as a statement of irony, not an admission of any personal flaw.
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| General Grievous |
| Arsenal Tequila Reposado |
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"People ask about my extensive arsenal ... -cough- ... people don't realize ... -wheeze- ... that I am the arsenal!" The general continued speaking but we couldn't understand a word of it.
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| C-3PO |
| Pink Champagne |
Yes, pink champagne is not tequila.
But what else would C-3PO drink?
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Jeffrey Dale Starr is a beer enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.
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