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Bender: 'Blackmail' is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion' ... the 'x' makes it sound cool. |
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Farnsworth: Get off my property! Free Waterfall Jr: Pssh! You can't own property, man! Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie! |
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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? |
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Beck: Congratulations, friend. Bender: Why, 'cause I can make annoying noises? Beck: Exactly. I use those all the time in my music. |
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Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... Puny human no. 1, puny human no. 2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Nixon: Hello Morbo, how's the family? Morbo: Belligerent and numerous. Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. |
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Leela: Bender, this is Fry's decision... and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. |
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Bender Narrating: You're watching Futurama: the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery. |
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Zapp Brannigan: Wow, one day a man has everything...,then the following day he blows up a $40 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It really makes you think. Kif: No it doesn't. |
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Soldier: This is the worst part...the calm before the battle. Fry: And then the battle's not so bad? Soldier: I forgot about the battle! |
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Al Gore: My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance," and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth," we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards. Dark Wizard: Sure, blame the wizards! |
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Amy: Jinkies! He Scooby-Dooed us! |
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Fry: You can't just kill somebody because they're ugly and corrosive. Amy: That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us. Zoidberg: Amy makes a good point. |
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Hermes: Film? Who uses film? We've had digital cameras for a thousand years! Bender: Digital? [spits] No digital camera can capture the warmth and grain o' good, ol' film. Farnsworth: How can you even tell? Your eyes are digital cameras. |
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Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine. Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool! |
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Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg: He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does. The Professor's a senile, amoral crackpot. Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant. Amy's a klutz from Mars. Farnsworth: And, Fry, you've got that brain thing. Fry: I already did! |
Jeffrey Dale Starr is a vodka enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.
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