Whether taking a respite at a Mos Eisley cantina or rubbing shoulders with the hoi polloi at a Coruscant nightclub, the characters in Star Wars are going to get thirsty.
And when they do, what will be their vodka of choice?
This question, which has befuddled the masses for decades, we will attempt to answer below (feel free to offer your insights.)
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| The Wampa |
| Blue Ice |
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When trying to survive a particularly brutal winter on Hoth, tauntauns and wampas while the time sipping on this fine Colorado treat. A visitor named Mr. Solo commented "and I thought it looked good on the outside!"
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| Palpatine / Darth Sidious |
| Death's Door |
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As the picture to the left demonstrates, Palpatine's health has seriously declined since his halcyon days as a vibrant senator on Naboo. The Dark Lord of the Sith likes to spend relaxing evenings at home sipping on this Cedar Rapids-based beverage.
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| Yoda |
| Mad Monk |
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Yes, technically, Yoda isn't mad or a monk. But he does give off the vibe of a mysterious cleric and he did act really crazy when he first met Luke on Dagobah. When unwinding with his snake and toad buddies back on his slimy mudhole, Master Yoda likes to doze off with a belly full of this fine Russian favorite.
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| Boss Nass |
| Froggy B |
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Not sure if it's because he likes frogs, or that he is a frog, but the Gungan leader loves this vodka from France. Asked if he would drink any other brand, Rugor Nass shook his head violently (sending saliva shooting off in all directions.)
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| Chewbacca |
| Players Extreme |
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On Kashyyyk they take their space chess seriously. When participating in his favorite board game, Han's co-pilot always has a glass of this English vodka by his side. This intoxicating delight is but another reason to let the Wookiee win.
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| C-3PO |
| Pink Champagne |
Yes, pink champagne is not vodka.
But what else would C-3PO drink?
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Jeffrey Dale Starr is a vodka enthusiast, oil painter, and owner of mobile software company Purple Falcon.
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